Hobo Technology

[Fitzwilly]

Found this on another group and had to pass it along.

I am trying to come up with crazy inventions for reusable
stuff. I have the old tin can telephones and I talk about making stuff that
works. I get a teacher to hold one of the cans and I pretend to talk to
her. I ask her if she can hear me. She says yes. I say hold on. I have
another call. I pull out one can from inside the can and call it call
waiting. three small cans inside them are call forwarding.

I got a plastic spoon and drilled a huge hole in the middle. this is
for people who like to eat soup and are trying to lose weight. also, I
have a clothes pin and a washer glued to it. i call it my washer and
dryer.

[Willace-the-Clown]

sounds cool

[Bobo Bobobavich]

On that note .... you can modify the washer and drYer gag to a fender washer and one forth of a paper towel. It make a great walk around gag..." CORNGRADULATIONS, YER OUR 1 MILLIONTH CUSTOMER ... AND YOU'VE WON A BRAND NEW WASHER AND DRYER...ONLY HITCH IS YA HAS TA TAKE IT WITH YOU.." as the look of how in the heck am I gonna do thatcomes across their face. You prsent them with a shiney fender washer and the quarter of a paper towel! LOL gets them every time.