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Old 02-13-2008, 12:37 AM
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I need plastic bananas. Where can they be had?
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Old 02-13-2008, 12:53 AM
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I only seen them in a thing of fake food for the kids to play with at toy stores
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Old 02-13-2008, 01:25 AM
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Pulls out a banana and puts it to his ear. "Hello! You don't say. You don't say!"

"Who was that?"

"He didn't say."

I felt that was an important joke to mention here. IMPORTANT! But yeah I have seen them at Toys R Us. Also check online for plastic fruit!
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Old 02-13-2008, 01:27 AM
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lol yea that works here i need to get a banana to use as a banana phone
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Old 02-13-2008, 03:54 AM
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I believe they have them at Hobby Hobby stores. You might also check Michael's craft stores.
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Old 02-13-2008, 12:40 PM
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That is where I usually see them Scruff. You might also check at Wal-mart in the craft section.
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Old 02-13-2008, 03:27 PM
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Michaels has all kinds of fake fruit and veges. Walmart too. But the Dollar Tree (our local dollar store) has them for ... you guessed it...$1!
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Old 02-13-2008, 08:50 PM
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I never thought about the Dollar Tree. That's perfect Stitches. Thanks.
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I used to see stuff like that at Zany Brainy. It was a "smart toy" toy store where I used to live.
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Old 02-13-2008, 10:10 PM
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You lived in a toy store? That must have been fun! No wonder you turned out like you did.
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