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Old 05-28-2008, 10:24 PM
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mine wasn't battery operated... you just squeezed him and due to the air going through the throat he squaked...

I guess silence is a virtue... He always whispers to me. And I do get a kick out of telling people why he is so shy... Its because he is afraid of Col. Sanders.

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What is it with Northerners that put sugar in cornbread?? Thats not cornbread! When you put sugar in cornbread it becomes CAKE!!!

Put the sugar in the tea! Thats where it belongs! I like my tea to be so sweet that I can pour it on my pancakes if I run out of syrup!

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Old 05-28-2008, 10:26 PM
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Is that the chicken you were smooching in your old avatar?
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Old 05-28-2008, 10:32 PM
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why yes... That is Howard... however he wasn't smooching me... he was moreorless attacking my nose...



On a side note this is an interesting game of forum tag that we are playing.
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What is it with Northerners that put sugar in cornbread?? Thats not cornbread! When you put sugar in cornbread it becomes CAKE!!!

Put the sugar in the tea! Thats where it belongs! I like my tea to be so sweet that I can pour it on my pancakes if I run out of syrup!

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Old 05-28-2008, 11:24 PM
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Thanks for refreshing my memory.
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I almost forgot I had this picture - I don't remember where I found it. It was on the internet, if that helps...
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Old 06-02-2008, 07:07 PM
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I just read in a different thread that somebody was looking for a "clowny wife." Maybe all they need is a life-sized rubber chicken!

Wow, is THAT cool! I know what I'm asking for from Santa this year.
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Old 06-02-2008, 09:34 PM
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If I remember right, it was billed as a "rubber chicken," but it was really made of yellow fabric. If anybody is handy with a sewing machine...
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Old 06-03-2008, 01:35 AM
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Would you believe I actually ran across it without even looking for it?

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Old 06-03-2008, 02:03 AM
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All right Happy... HOW do you you just happen to "run across" a giant rubber chicken "without even looking for it?"
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Old 06-03-2008, 02:19 AM
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I googled "clown props," and there it was! I wasn't specifically looking for "giant rubber chickens."

Okay, it's not like I was looking for "Kennedy Center National Opera" and found it, but still, I just stumbled across it. Must be these big shoes...
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