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I asked my dog how it was goin' and he pee'd on my pant leg, sat down, and gave me a panting smile.
Trump in the morning. "Toupee or not toupee."
Urine for it!
I need to put an alarm clock in my shoes, my foot fell asleep again.
It's about time you change the battery in the clock. With time standing still, it will never be dinner time.
Taking too much time in the bathroom? Maybe we should change your name to Rip van Tinkle.
Let'er Rip, Sir Toony Van Winkle.
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