Help with Skit

[Hits and Giggles]

My 11 year old daughter is in my act with me. She is a teacher at clown school (Miss Giggles) and tries to teach me , (Jelly Belly) the not so great clown, how to do a bit of clowning. We try juggling...she of course is great and I fail. I can't even sit in the little tiny chair they have given me. I try balloon animals and fail. She of course is great. She unicycles...I of course can not.
We would like some magic that plays big...maybe with a rabbit or something for the next part of our act...do any of you have some suggestions for a good magic trick I could fail at and she could do well?Maybe something with audiance involvement?

I end up putting a pie in my face at the end because I can't get my clown white face on right. I get upset and take my teachers little teaching baton away....and as I am walking off with it I realize...wow! I can really twil this thing. I end the show to some good music and a baton dance.
What do you think? We made it up together with all four of my daughters help.

[Governor of Florida in 1682]

My rabbit taught me how to get it to play dead. It is a small dwarf and when held right on its back it "unrolls" till it is laying flat. Maybe she could produce one and when she hands it to you it plays dead only to come back to life when you return it to her.