I thought I'd post this as it hit me funny and may be able to made into a skit - but this was what went on in my house today.... we've been hearing the pitter patter of little rodent feet so I offered a feast of dcon for the little invader
---- PETA warning: I don't care what your thoughts are on killing mice - I just don't want them in my house :End PETA Warning -----
Anyway, here's the funny part. The little rodent's last revenge on me was dying above my ceiling tile. So, I get out the step stool/ladder and climb a step or two up to remove a tile as my wife stands kinda behind me/a little to the side and states with disgust and holding her nose: "Whew! That must be the right tile" To which I replied, "oh. excuse me."
Sorry if that disgusted anyone - but it was the hit of the household today at the SME residence!