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03-05-2007, 06:59 PM
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Kid's Jokes
What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?
A dinosnore! What is the fruitiest lesson? History, because it's full of dates! What language do they speak in Cuba? Cubic! What is heavier, a full moon or a half moon? The full moon because it's lighter! What town in England makes terrible sandwiches? Oldham! What would you call theft in Peking? A Chinese takeaway! What animals are on legal documents? Seals! What is Cheddar Gorge? A large cheese sandwich! What happens when you throw a green stone in the red sea? It gets wet! Why did the woman take a loaf of bread to bed with her? To feed her nightmare! What city cheats at exams? Peking!
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03-06-2007, 05:45 AM
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the one abot the red sea is best because a soon as you ask all the kids will say blue and then you look suprised and say no wet silly
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03-31-2007, 07:41 PM
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those are some funny jokes, i also liked the one about the red sea too.
leg-o t. clown
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