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Old 04-07-2007, 07:59 AM
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Recently I took a large rubber fish , got a rat trap from the hardware store &
removed the trigger bar off the trap & painted the trap red. I "trapped" the tail of the fish, placed it on a borrowed a plate from the restuarant, and told the customers "THE SPECIAL OF THE DAY WAS RED SNAPPER". Went over great.

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Old 04-07-2007, 02:44 PM
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I like it you can add the fact that it was a fresh catch and flop the fish a little.
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Old 04-07-2007, 05:39 PM
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Good stuff! You should take a picture of it and post it.
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Old 04-08-2007, 12:13 AM
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You know Chuckles, I think you've got something there. If I put some wheels on the snapper and connected a big fishing pole... I would have a good parade prop. This does start the brain spinning doesn't it?
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Old 04-08-2007, 01:56 AM
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If you swung the fishing pole around, would it be a "whip"per snapper?
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Old 04-08-2007, 01:58 AM
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If the fish were Catholic, it could be a mackerel snapper.
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some of these jokes can get pretty fishy if you ask me, which I know nobody did.
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Old 04-09-2007, 03:59 AM
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some of these jokes can get pretty fishy if you ask me, which I know nobody did.
Cod, that was a bad joke. I'll bet you said it just for the hallibut......

Sorry ,could resist.

That is a whale of a good idea, though!
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Abalone! Don't be shellfish you little shrimp, we don't want you to clam up. Share with us so that we can soak up your wisdom like sponges.
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