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Old 04-12-2007, 06:22 PM
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"From west of the Rockies, I'm Art Bell; and this is Coast to Coast." Now all we need is George Norey.
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On the weekends I put in some hours overnights at one of the local radio stations. Starting at exactly 12:06am and running for the next five hours is Coast to Coast. And may I say (after ten years at the station) that we really need to build more padded cells in this country. If the C2C listeners don't fill them the politicians can use them. Wow, that makes two or three comments in one day, darn taxes.
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... donut seeds. "It was art project for school," he explained as he popped a multi-grain Cheerio into his mouth. Little did he know that...
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vitamins! Yuck. Not only were they already multi-grain, but healthy vitamins?
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... and flagrantly nutritious foodstuff.
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