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Old 04-16-2007, 10:45 PM
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Old 04-16-2007, 10:58 PM
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Old 04-16-2007, 11:40 PM
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Whom he quickly found our was carrying a knife... You guessed it a "Stanley" He said "Hey Bud, Why bother me? I just came from the loo."
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And I just wanted to cut a slice of Cheerio. So sit down, wash your hands, and have some vitamins before.....
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Old 04-17-2007, 06:28 PM
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... before the great green slime monster swallows us all! suddely out jumped an Aussie who said...
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g'day mate could you help, tie me kangaroo down boy?
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( an unofficial version of that song) Fry me kangaroo brown Spot, Fry me Kangaroo Brown!
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Then he remembered, "hey I threw a boomerang a minute ago. I wonder...."
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Old 04-17-2007, 08:14 PM
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are any of you actual australians? most boomerangs didnt 'come back' the were merely killing devices for kangaroo or emu lunch!
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