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Old 04-18-2007, 04:52 PM
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I wonder what happened to it. Oh....my....gosh! "Mam,.........."
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Old 04-19-2007, 02:01 AM
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"...I'm afraid I've eaten it and now I probably look like a broadtrapfrog living in Australia waiting for a princess to kiss me! Is there a princess in the room?"
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Old 04-19-2007, 03:10 AM
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out came a large ermmm... lady... her bottom was spilling out of her super skinny jeans, her quadrouple chin wobbled when she breathed. her 5 o'clock shadow was showing and her manly voice boomed 'hello honey!' (if i were you i'd run)
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Old 04-28-2007, 07:44 AM
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So the frog ran bumped into Buda who gave the frog a big kiss and the frog changed into a prins on a white horse with a red nose.
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Budda looked at the white horse with the red nose as the prince started to juggle.
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Old 04-28-2007, 10:14 PM
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Boomerangs! Can you imagine that? "I can do six," he said. "Watch this." But as he was showing off........
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