"...I'm afraid I've eaten it and now I probably look like a broadtrapfrog living in Australia waiting for a princess to kiss me! Is there a princess in the room?"
out came a large ermmm... lady... her bottom was spilling out of her super skinny jeans, her quadrouple chin wobbled when she breathed. her 5 o'clock shadow was showing and her manly voice boomed 'hello honey!' (if i were you i'd run)
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Gravity and I have this special attraction...