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Old 12-07-2007, 06:38 PM
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Old 12-07-2007, 08:04 PM
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Old 12-07-2007, 08:33 PM
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I've been working on some patter about "my last theater experience." Asking for better seats - maybe on ground level or with my back against a wall, etc...

Looking forward to this event. I hope the historical folks from the civil war actors are up for some exchanges.
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Old 12-07-2007, 09:58 PM
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Of course there's always the classic line....

"Aside from that, Mrs. Lincoln: How did you like the play?"
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Old 07-23-2008, 07:02 PM
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Hey Jolly! You could carry a red, white, & blue balloon tied to your finger with a looooong ribbon hanging from it. Ask some one "Would you like a balloon?" when they take the ribbon..let go of it and keep the balloon!!! get another long ribbon out and move on to your next victim.
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