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Old 03-31-2008, 11:33 AM
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Default Quick One Liners (from around the web)
"These are neat kids, did you rent 'em for the night from Rent-a -kid?"

"So tell me little girl, what are you studying in elementary school? Diesel engine repair?"

"What do you guys do for a living? I just quit my job at the fire hydrant factory because I could never find a parking space."

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When a little kid tells me they're in, for instance, third grade, I'll always say "Really? third grade was the toughest 4 years of my life!"

"I just got out of a twelve step rehab program... I was hooked on phonics."
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Old 03-31-2008, 09:52 PM
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I love these! I need some of these, and quick responses to get a giggle during conversation.

My brain often seems to work a few seconds in the past.
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I'm with you Azzy! I'm a little slow witted myself!
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Go for the jugular!!!
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Did you hear about the 2 guys that stole a calendar? They each got 6 months.
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What about the fight in the fish & chip shop – I heard one poor cod got battered!!!
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Mummy carrot told the baby carrots that if she caught them playing with the peeler again she’d skin them alive!
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Kevin the potato got in trouble at work because his boss found out he’d spent all day downloading corn!
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