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03-31-2008, 12:33 PM
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Quick One Liners (from around the web)
"These are neat kids, did you rent 'em for the night from Rent-a -kid?"
"So tell me little girl, what are you studying in elementary school? Diesel engine repair?" "What do you guys do for a living? I just quit my job at the fire hydrant factory because I could never find a parking space." Silly things to get a laugh: When a little kid tells me they're in, for instance, third grade, I'll always say "Really? third grade was the toughest 4 years of my life!" "I just got out of a twelve step rehab program... I was hooked on phonics." 
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03-31-2008, 10:52 PM
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I love these! I need some of these, and quick responses to get a giggle during conversation.
My brain often seems to work a few seconds in the past.
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04-01-2008, 09:54 AM
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I'm with you Azzy! I'm a little slow witted myself!
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Peace & Joy,  Harmony aka Jennifer "Sing to the LORD a new song; sing to the LORD, all the earth." Psalm 96:1 (NIV) "Finally, all of you, live in harmony with one another; be sympathetic, love as brothers, be compassionate and humble." 1 Peter 3:8 (NIV) www.myspace.com/jons_girl_1216 www.picturetrail.com/jenw1216
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04-05-2008, 10:55 PM
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My sister is so ugly she makes onions cry
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Laughter is music to Gods ears so laugh loud and long
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04-15-2008, 01:50 PM
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Did you hear about the 2 guys that stole a calendar? They each got 6 months.
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04-15-2008, 02:02 PM
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Mummy carrot told the baby carrots that if she caught them playing with the peeler again she’d skin them alive!
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04-15-2008, 02:04 PM
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Kevin the potato got in trouble at work because his boss found out he’d spent all day downloading corn!
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06-15-2008, 10:59 PM
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I never forget a face.... but I'll make an exception for yours.
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