Any suggestions for a walk around gag with a giant pez?

[TinyTiff]

A friedn got me a giant pez dispenser for Christmas. Of course it has a clown face on top. Now I just have to think of somehow to use it. Any suggestions?

[Scruffy]

cream pie dispenser? Pop the head back and the clown gets sprayed with an old fashioned seltzer bottle? So many possibilities.

[TinyTiff]

Wow- I wonder how hard that would be to rig that up? I'm going to get my dad to work on that one. Keep him busy during his retirement. Thanks

[Scruffy]

It wouldn't have to be a seltzer bottle.You could rig something up with a hot water bottle. but you need to either put the water in the head. so gravity can cause the pressure, or somesort of pressurized tank to push the water up thru it. I looked at them on Ebay. But there were no good close ups. Tiff, If you can Email some close ups I'd be glad to take a look. But, Your dad may have a even better Idea. a Silly string dispenser or a confetti shooter would also be a good Idea.

[Buntyman]

Why not put some wee in it, that'd learn 'em! Haha!

Seriously though, maybe springload some iced cakes or something. Or maybe some jellybeans!

[Twitch]

A two man routine idea. I think this idea may require a series of events based on this theme to be successful but here's the skinny: One clown removes a pez proudly and won't share his candy. Second clown removes his "giant" pez to the disbelief of clown one.
My original idea was a lunch time routine in which clown one pulled regular food items from his lunch box or sack, and was made to feel inferior by clown two who consistently removed a much larger item from his lunch.
vienna sausag/footlong hot dog
pez/ giant pez
mini chocolate chip cookie/jumbo
and so on.
Best of luck with your pez!