Which would you choose and why ?

[Sassy Frass]

If you were invited to clown at a local carnival and you were given a choice of things that people could throw at you (three trys for $2, which of these three things would you prefer to be thrown?

#1 Boston cream pies?

#2 Water balloons?

#3 Jello?

#4 Little Debbie Snack Cakes? (sans the wrappers)

#5 "Clown" Insults?

I would choose water balloons, most carnivals are held in summer and the water would keep me cool...And You?

[saphireSue]

I'd choose another carnival

[Perry Noia]

I'd go with water... either balloons or water guns. You don't want to be all messy and sticky. You can prepare yourself for wet.

[tim]

I think I'd choose the insults - with the understanding that I could fire right back at 'em and try to get a laugh in return.

[Shoestring]

Being allergic to wheat.....I'm gonna pass on the Little Debbie's Snacks and the Pies (might be dangerous).........water, nope, not gonna.

I've had my fair share of heckling both in my stand up comedy past and my clowning. I could handle that, with grace and wit and hilarity.

[nvg19872000]

i think wheat flour is very interesting.everybody will white all body

[Shoestring]

oh, yeah, it would be tons of fun.......until my hives start to show through the grease paint. LOL

Powdered sugar is better.......less people allergic, bigger plumes and if it gets in your mouth? NO problem.

[Scruffy]

Well, Swiss cake rolls would do less damage to the makeup. A Lot to your Waistline though.

[Sassy Frass]

Okay, when I read some of your posts I was really shocked that no one yet has chosen the Banana Cream Pie.........................not even I.

I have always thought that clowns Love banana cream pie.

[Perry Noia]

Hey, if it's an eating contest I'm all there... but to throw it at me? I don't want that in my hair at an outdoor event, you'd be a BEE magnet.