Walk around ideas

[misspriss]

That would be cute to use for a gospel message. The message would be ;trying to minimize or hide our sins by "sweeping it under the rug". After you've got a big pile of trash going on there, as another clown has been out looking for certain things, and it's just obvious you can't hid it anymore, (Your sins will find you out), &(what's done in the dark shall be brought to the light), Now other's all come out with big flashlights helping the clown with the lost goods find there stuff, by then the first "under the rug" clown makes a confession and the message comes forth. God is able and just to forgive us of all out sins and cleans us from all unrighteousness. How does that sound? MP

[misspriss]

How about... A female clown holds up a pen (a pin is too pointy to carry around)a "pen-up girl"or guess what this is.... point up to the sky, "point-up girl" a Or...hold anything UP is a Hold-up!

[Grandpa Weatherbie]

This is a hot idea. Thanks I haven't had tears of laughter in a long time...

Just Jim...

[Gumball]

One on my favorite walk-arounds is my dog "Frank"

It is an invisible dog leash with a plastic hot dog in a bun attached to it ( I found it at Toys R US) I tell everybody that I went to a pet shop and asked for a weiner dog and that is what they gave me. His name is Frank. At first I thought that I was getting ripped off, but he is quiet and doesn't eat much and he has really cute buns! If they want to see one of the trick he does, I throw it on the ground and tell Frank to play dead or stay - and he doesn't move. Or I them that he loves to be scratched behind the ears - and when they do, I tell that that it is the wrong end and they better wash their hands. There are so many word plays with it. I get so many laughs with it!

[Yin Yang]

I tried the "shoeshine" gag tonight on my sister. I smiled and asked her "Would you like me to shine your shoes?" She said to me "You're up to something." I giggled. She then said "What's up your sleeve". I said "Deodorant". She said "I mean what's in your mind." I said "My brains". She said "You're not funny." She the informed me that her shoes are sneakers, and you can not shine sneakers. I said, "Your boots then". And was then notified that her boots are suede, and you can't shine them either. Then just when I thought that the routine was going to be a disaster, she delivered the perfect straight line. She told me, "If you want to shine shoes, shine your own. That way if you ruin them, it will be your pair and not mine." So I said with determination, All right I'll do it. I'll show you." I marched up to the foyer, picked up my shoes, set them down in front of her, and said "I will now shine my shoes." I reached into my pocket, pulled out a pocket flashlight, pointed it at my shoes, and turned it on. "I knew it was a trick!" I knew it!", she exclaimed. I asked her, "Was it good"? And she smiled, and said "yes", and then laughed. P.S. If you are a clown minister, you can mention afterwords that the light of the world is Jesus, and that we are to be a reflection of Him. Just like the flashlight reflects off the shoes.

[Scruffy]

Very good Ying-Yag! Her replies were some great answers. I loved the deodarant bit.

[Radio]

This is a GREAT gag...I've used this myself and had people roaring with laughter at it. GO FOR IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Radio

[Snugglesnort]

Yin Yang, that sound's exactly like my sister!

Also I love the flower/ballon bit. I am going to have to try it.

[Stroodle]

These are brilliant. A great help too

[TJ]

I do the Shoe Shine bit all the time at parades. Big People usually get a kick out of it. Most kids don't, because they don't understand the whole polish thing.