Walk around ideas

[Scruffy]

Originally Posted by TJ

I do the Shoe Shine bit all the time at parades. Big People usually get a kick out of it. Most kids don't, because they don't understand the whole polish thing.

How do you polish chuck Taylors ant way?

[Fitzwilly]

At the time I think they used the uniforms of the Boston Celtics. These Days...

[Bumbles]

Pattycake and I were in a parade this year and I had my invisible dog Spot. When people asked if they could pet him I would go up to them and as they were petting Spot I would make dog noises, as I continued on Spot would spy a Fire Plug or a telephone pole and would drag me to it so he could releive himself, I would tap my foot and make motions for him to hurry up. When we came to the turning point at the main street and there was a police car parked there to block traffic, with several officers standing around. Well you know spot just had to go over and releive himself on the tire this got a big laugh from the crowd and got me a spot on the nightly news.

Bye the way Spot gets out of doggy jail next week.

[TipTopTom]

here's one I used when hired for walk around at a market:

Needed: Bag and roller skate with a 20 c tag on it.

I walk up to people and talk about shoppers and how I am on the lookout for cheapskates. Tell them that I bagged one this morning.

Then pull out the roller skate with the tag clearly showing.

[Fitzwilly]

I just found this and it had me rolling.



Imagine chasing your Weiner Dog down the parade route.

[Sassy Frass]

Aaawwwwwww...

[Fitzwilly]

I suppose you would have to name him Oscar.

[Bumbles]

Or you could call him Mr. Meyer.

[Sassy Frass]

I think...(assuming it was a HE) I would just call "him" weenie for short!

[Fitzwilly]

There is always his German cousin, Frank..... Mr. Furter if you must be formal.