I don't know what your abilities are like Shoq but I would in the very first instance consider making my own Puppet. I can't imagine it would be that hard and then I could have exactly the creature I want. If I did not want to start entirley from scratch, I often see nice cuddly toys in charity shops that look like they would be very easy to convert.
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The last person in England to be punished for blasphemy was John William Gott. In 1922, he likend Jesus to a circus clown and received 9 months hard labour. He died that same year aged 56. These anochronist blasphemy laws were finally rescinded by Gordon Brown with suport from the Church of England on July 8th 2008.
I now live with the fear of people likening me to Jesus Christ without the law to protect me.
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