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Dear Mr. Daft

Discussion in 'Joke Forum' started by Pinkberry, Nov 28, 2015.

  1. Pinkberry

    Pinkberry The man. The myth. The mustache.

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  2. These are hilarious!!!
     
  3. Barry Daft (Mr. B. Daft)

    Barry Daft (Mr. B. Daft) Old Bucket Spitter

    Thanks Pinkberry, some of them are so good, they deserve to be on the "What's The Worst Joke You Ever Heard", thread.

    I prefer, If I had a pound for every women who finds me unattractive, they'd all be finding me attractive now.
     
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  4. Gladman

    Gladman Well-Known Member

    good stuff to borrow
     
  5. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    You could always chime in on the Puns thread.... Just saying...
     
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  6. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear PB,

    You will run out of Kleenex if you keep crying over spilled milk.

    Yours,

    STVD
     
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  7. tim

    tim Have red nose, will travel

    Dear Mr. Berry,

    I've been there. Done that!

    What's this, you say? You want to hear none of this story? Butt, in fact, I ran right past the nun on my way out of the building.

    All her's,

    t
     
  8. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Mr. PB,

    Can you be a vegetarian if you enjoy eating animal crackers?

    Yours,

    STVD
     
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  9. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Mr. PB,

    Please wear more than just your swim trunks when driving the car pool.

    Thanks.

    STVD
     
  10. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Mr. PB,

    Would you like to have William Tell archery jokes?

    Your,
    STVD
     
  11. LuvLee

    LuvLee Well-Known Member

    Hey, I think you remind me of somebody...could it be Mr. Daft himself?
     
  12. LuvLee

    LuvLee Well-Known Member

    I guess we are simply a group of Ding-A-Lings who don't know how to
     
  13. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Mr. Daft,

    I was going to make a joke about sodium, but Na . . .

    Yours,

    PB
     
  14. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Mr. PB,

    I wanted light bulbs, but these are too heavy.

    Yours,

    STVD
     
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  15. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Mr. PB,

    Is it wrong to drink spring water in the fall?

    Yours,

    Sir Toony
     
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  16. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Mr. Pinkberry,

    I am on pins and needles with anticipation of our trip to see the pop art exhibit.

    Yours,

    Sir Toony
     
  17. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

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    Dear Mr. Pinkberry,

    I hope you don't plan to force your way into the theater to see Star Wars on opening night.

    Yours,

    Sir Toony
     
  18. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Pinkberry,

    If you are worried about the rest of your life, consider getting a new mattress.

    Yours,

    Sir Toony
     
  19. tim

    tim Have red nose, will travel

    Dear Mr. Van Dukes,

    If you can't sleep, it's not the coffee, it's the bunk!
     
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  20. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Mr. Pinkberry,

    If you can spare a second, I will show you my time machine.

    Yours,

    Sir Toony
     

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