On the news...lady said the mcdonalds uniforms were soul-sucking....said it was like working on the death star. well of course it is. mcdonalds is a litteral death star and imperial alliance...it butchers millions of animals and keeps them in subjugation and slavery. as a friend of the animals, i believe mcdonalds uniforms are fitting and appropriate. ronald mcdonald is my archnemesis. on death battles i challenge him to a duel to save the animals. i only go to mcdonalds to use their wifi and their wifi doesnt even work. one time i ate a meat sandwich at burger king. it was in the garbage. I figured, why let it go to waste. doesnt make me a bad person. i didnt buy the sandwich. i didnt kill the animal. i am free of all karmic guilt. but humanity is not. their guilt is concrete.