For some reason clowns are notorious punners. Usually in the context of creative misunderstandings and literalism. So since there are so many of us around, lets have a pun-off. the rules: 1) One pun per post. 2) The pun has to relate to or play off the last persons pun in some way. 3) You can not repeat a pun even if worded differently. 4) The last person to post a pun on the thread wins. 5) moderators and admins cannot post a pun and lock the thread and say "I win." Please. Not they would. alright here we go: I hope no one has a cow over this thread. I intend to milk it for all it is worth.