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the great pun-off thread!

Discussion in 'The Clown Café' started by Pobo the Hobo, Nov 7, 2007.

  1. Pobo the Hobo

    Pobo the Hobo New Member

    For some reason clowns are notorious punners. Usually in the context of creative misunderstandings and literalism.

    So since there are so many of us around, lets have a pun-off.

    the rules:

    1) One pun per post.
    2) The pun has to relate to or play off the last persons pun in some way.
    3) You can not repeat a pun even if worded differently.
    4) The last person to post a pun on the thread wins.
    5) moderators and admins cannot post a pun and lock the thread and say "I win." Please. Not they would.

    alright here we go:

    I hope no one has a cow over this thread. I intend to milk it for all it is worth.
     
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  2. Gladman

    Gladman Well-Known Member

    Here's an udder one.
     
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  3. Nettie Belle

    Nettie Belle New Member

    Listening to MOOSIC
     
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  4. Chuckles The Clown

    Chuckles The Clown New Member

    My cane took a HIKE
     
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  5. Fitzwilly

    Fitzwilly COAI Secretary

    That joke just limped along didn't it?
     
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  6. Seven days without a pun makes one weak.
     
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  7. Fitzwilly

    Fitzwilly COAI Secretary

    Such punishment, day in and day out.
     
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  8. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest? They Take The Psycho Path
     
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  9. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    If they're on bicycles they take a pscyclepath!
     
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  10. ashes

    ashes New Member

    I tried to ride my bicycle, but it was two-tired.

    Ashes
     
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  11. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    That is two punny!
     
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  12. Nettie Belle

    Nettie Belle New Member

    I just found out, Ashes ... your bicycle isn't two tired ... it has a tummy ache. Try giving it some bike carbonate of soda.
     
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  13. I wanted to grow up to be a transplant surgeon, but my heart just wasn't in it.
     
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  14. Gladman

    Gladman Well-Known Member

    Old doctors never die, they just lose their patience:pie:
     
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  15. Think abou this one. If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter
     
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  16. Nettie Belle

    Nettie Belle New Member

    That's a good question, Sonshine. Our cat is finally house broken, litterly.
     
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  17. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    The survey shows that, "all cats are illiterate, whether you throw them out the window or not"...Okay, no fair throwing cat's at the punny clown!
     
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  18. I seen this .. had to include it.. sorry:



    Kitty Litterature... Puns for Cats book... Makes a purr-fect gift for any cat lover
     
  19. Nettie Belle

    Nettie Belle New Member

    Well, my neighbor's cat lost its tail, so I told her to take it to the retail store.
     
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  20. STARE INTO THE CAT'S EYES FOR 10 SECONDS......

    (cats' eyes)

    NOW LOOK AT THE PUPPIES....

    (litter of lab pups)

    SCROLL DOWN......



    THANK YOU.....
    YOUR CAT SCAN
    and Lab Tests
    are now
    COMPLETE!!!!!!!!!!
    $1500 please
     
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