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the great pun-off thread!

Discussion in 'The Clown Café' started by Pobo the Hobo, Nov 7, 2007.

  1. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    When you said tea time, I didn't realize you were inviting me to play golf.
     
  2. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Time to get into the swing of things.
     
  3. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    I knew you were a swinger and it wouldn't take much to get you out club'n...
     
  4. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    You aren't a swinging single if you do a one-two punch.
     
  5. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing.
     
  6. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Mood swings are the only exercise I get.
     
  7. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    I run a business, I don't have time to exercise.
     
  8. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Don't worry, things will work out for you.
     
  9. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Happy Father's Day.
    I was going to try and come up with a pizza pun but they are kind of cheesy.
     
  10. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Isn't strange how Father's Day is always a Son Day?
     
  11. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Just another son shiny day.
     
  12. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    The sun spends its free time reading comet books.
     
  13. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    The sun gets around pretty easily cause he travels light.
     
  14. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Every year, the kids at school do a show about the solar system and everyone wants to to be the sun so they can say they were the star of the show.
     
  15. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Rock out little star.
     
  16. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    There are no rock stars, they are all balls of gas.
     
  17. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Gas has gone sky high!
     
  18. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Why do they call it gas when it is a liquid?
     
  19. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    It's rocky past made it a little unstable.
     
  20. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Rock on.... Get a little boulder...
     

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