1. This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this site, you are agreeing to our use of cookies. Learn More.

the great pun-off thread!

Discussion in 'The Clown Café' started by Pobo the Hobo, Nov 7, 2007.

  1. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Finding the best yolk should be a crack up.
     
  2. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    We had to scramble to find enough eggs for the cooking competition.
     
  3. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

  4. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Lets scramble up a few egg puns.
     
  5. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    We can try, but will probably come up with a big goose egg.
     
  6. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Someone tried to hatch a plan to kill the goose the lays the golden eggs.
     
  7. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Solving the case will be a tough egg to crack.
     
  8. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    We can dress up as clowns and tell jokes until they crack up.
     
  9. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    You would think teeth were fragile like eggs the way so many people seem to crack a smile.
     
  10. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    To ensure proper quality, all of the chickens must pass the Eggs-amination!
     
  11. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    You have to be careful when candling fowl eggs, they may egg-splode.
     
  12. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Egg puns are egg-hausting...
     
  13. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    The hens on the farm dream of becoming famous and moving to New Yolk City.
     
  14. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Good egg puns are hard to egg-nore.
     
  15. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

  16. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Egg puns are okie yolkie with me.
     
  17. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    What is the deal with bird seeds if they hatch from eggs?
     
  18. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    A little bird told me a seedy stork brought him.
     
  19. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    That is in stork contrast with reality.
     
  20. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Somebody somewhere fowled things up.
     

Share This Page