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the great pun-off thread!

Discussion in 'The Clown Café' started by Pobo the Hobo, Nov 7, 2007.

  1. If we use maple syrup instead of a honey glaze we can tell 'em it's Canadian bakin'
     
  2. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

     
  3. I heard everyone favas beans. But lima tell you a lil' secret: I heard that on a podcast about beans. That's right -- it was a beanpod !
     
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  4. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Well podden me, I got to go poddie.
     
  5. If you want peas for supper, maybe your grocer can find some in a snap
     
  6. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Sounds like pea pressure.
     
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  7. If you want to manage the vegetable market, you better press your employees to produce
     
  8. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Selling vegetables can be very fruitful.
     
  9. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    I am going bananas trying to find the bear fruits.
     
  10. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Don't get a job at the corner market if you can't stand fruit.
     
  11. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    The idea of a fruit stand doesn't sit well.
     
  12. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    How does a fruit stand if it doesn't have feet?
     
  13. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Fruit doesn't need to stand, it usually hangs out in a tree, ferment's, and gets ripped.
     
  14. I can say me and my honey dew feel melon-choly because we can't elope
     
  15. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    My hair gets sticky when I use the honey comb
     
  16. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    I get hives caring for the bees.
     
  17. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    The hive's and the hive nots.
     
  18. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Bee cool... Lets play a little hive and seek.
     
  19. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    The buzz at the hive is... our queen bee just has to hive it.
     
  20. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Queen Bee will introduce a new game theat she has named "Drones" So bee it...
     

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